Ok so London 2012 staggers ever closer to us. The wonderful people in charge have probably got some kind of bland shit to open the games with, something that says nothing about modern London, just keeps all the middle class parents and their dopey kids pleasantly handclapping and spending their cash, while showing nothing about real London and Londoners to anyone visiting from abroad. As face it, the real London is a little too dirty and smelly for anyone right? NO! WRONG!
Real London is far more interesting
Especially this guy, a market trader from Upton Park, East London..
He should open and probably close the games, because he’s awesome. Also this is actually more real than some bland pop-shite the Olympic Committee dragged up from some god-awful focus group.
You look like you’re new But I’m not crazy Ponies are awesome Addicting? Maybe. Those haters everywhere Try to disgrace me But it’s still awesome. So watch it, maybe.
Those rainbooms sudden as blitz Pinkie Pie’s parties have glitz Yeah all the ponies are hits But I will not deny While Twilight’s got that appeal, Fluttershy’s kindness is real And Applejack never steals Doctor Whooves’ is my guy