the blog is a lie

Sue and Puffy’s Ra-Ra cheer from Grandia. This has stayed in my mind for years now. Games now are sadly missing any Ra-Ra cheers..

Ra-Ra is superior

Ok so London 2012 staggers ever closer to us. The wonderful people in charge have probably got some kind of bland shit to open the games with, something that says nothing about modern London, just keeps all the middle class parents and their dopey kids pleasantly handclapping and spending their cash, while showing nothing about real London and Londoners to anyone visiting from abroad. As face it, the real London is a little too dirty and smelly for anyone right? NO! WRONG!

Real London is far more interesting

Especially this guy,  a market trader from Upton Park, East London..

He should open and probably close the games, because he’s awesome. Also this is actually more real than some bland pop-shite the Olympic Committee dragged up from some god-awful focus group.

You look like you’re new
But I’m not crazy
Ponies are awesome
Addicting? Maybe.
Those haters everywhere
Try to disgrace me
But it’s still awesome.
So watch it, maybe.

Those rainbooms sudden as blitz
Pinkie Pie’s parties have glitz
Yeah all the ponies are hits
But I will not deny
While Twilight’s got that appeal,
Fluttershy’s kindness is real
And Applejack never steals
Doctor Whooves’ is my guy

Mass Effect Rap by Dan Bull

As an Engineer and someone who loves over-complex things that serve no real purpose, this was pure engineer-nerd porn.

My Face when I watch this..

Girl uses song..

It’s super effective!